- Shame Wizard: Just remember, if you can see their bodies, they can see yours.
- Jessi Glaser: Oh, shit. You're back?
- Shame Wizard: Well, I couldn't miss the opportunity to leer at children in their bathing suits.
- Jessi Glaser: Ew!
- Shame Wizard: Yummy, yummy.
- Connie the Hormone Monstress: What in the fuck?
- Jessi Glaser: Gross!
- Shame Wizard: Uh, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm rusty. The shame is what I find yummy. The children look bad, bad. Not sexy. No. Let me start over.
- Jessi Glaser: Ladies, women, girl bosses. Let's take a step back and remember who the real enemy is: The boys!
- Ali: What did they do?
- Jessi Glaser: They talked about my leg hair.
- Devin LeSeven: Yeah, because it's gross. No offense, Jessi, but women need to shave.
- Jessi Glaser: No, we do not.
- Ali: You'll get used to it, like deflecting compliments or laughing at guys' jokes. You know, girl stuff.
- Gina Alvarez: By the way, cute top.
- Ali: It's cheap, and I'm ugly!