Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Dog (2009)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Natalie Teeger : [examining a painting] Could be a lover?
Adrian Monk : How do you figure?
Natalie Teeger : Well, he's naked, and, uh... lower right corner?
Adrian Monk : Oh. Oh! Oh, I thought that was the signature.
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Anne Marie : Are you my uncle?
Adrian Monk : No. No.
Anne Marie : Didn't think so.
Adrian Monk : No, I'm your Aunt Natalie's boss.
Anne Marie : Do you know her other boss, the crazy one?
Adrian Monk : Yes. Yes, I-I-I-I think I have met him once or twice.
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Lt. Randall Disher : Now he's afraid that she'll identify him.
Adrian Monk : How?
Lt. Randall Disher : She could bark at him.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, as far as I know, in the State of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court.
Lt. Randall Disher : Maybe DeWitt's afraid they'll change the rule.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Change the rule against dogs testifying in court?
Lt. Randall Disher : I don't know, one of those referendums. It is California.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired I don't even know if that makes sense.
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Adrian Monk : [about Shelby] This dog is really, really smart. I've been teaching her tricks.
Lt. Randall Disher : Like?
Adrian Monk : Oh, like not to lick me, not to drool, not to roll over, not to, you know, discharge anything.