- [at the railway station, Johnno has picked up the wrong parcel - the one containing Dawn's birthday presents]
- Danny Riggs: [holding up the contents of the parcel] What d'you call this?
- Johnno Hartson: That's a frock and that's a bottle of Babycham.
- Danny Riggs: And how am I supposed to blow a safe with a frock and Babycham?
- Dawn Bellamy: [excited] Right, you're going to take me to Ashfordly to pick up my fancy dress costume.
- David Stockwell: What, now?
- Dawn Bellamy: Yes! It's my birthday, David. You *have* to do what I want.
- David Stockwell: I don't know how that's different from every other day.