- Blair Waldorf: I was thinking an 80's theme. Although shoulder pads can be overwhelming on my delicate frame.
- Jenny Humphrey: [Queen Bee spots dissent among her posse] Time to get to work ruling the Kingdom.
- Eric van der Woodsen: You look Queentastic.
- Jenny Humphrey: [melodiously] Thank you.
- Olivia Burke: [re those condoms] Well, we can explore all my Health Club acquisitions tonight after Chuck's club opening.
- K.C. Cunningham: Serena, without Endless Knights, Patrick is on his way to Mark Hamillhood.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Is that the guy from Star Wars that's not Harrison Ford?
- Blair Waldorf: But Chuck's hotel needed this. Without your celebrities, we're buried in the city section. Now we're front page news.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Why did you do this to me? You knew how important it was for me to prove myself to K.C.
- Blair Waldorf: Remember when you chose Chuck?
- [with a cold smile:]
- Blair Waldorf: Now I did too.
- [Serena nods and turns away, goes off]