Red vs. Blue (TV Series)
K.I.T. B.F.F. (2004)
Joel Heyman: Pvt. Michael J. Caboose
Quotes
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[O'Malley infected Frank "Doc" Defresne. O'Malley is atop of the base laughing evilly]
O'Malley : Here I am, you fools!
Church : How'd he get up there so quick?
Donut : That guy's wicked fast!
Frank DuFresne : Thanks! I lettered in track in High School! It was the least direct competitive sport I could find!
Grif : Track sucks!
O'Malley : *You* suck! And now I make my escape with my metallic hostage, never to be seen again! Unless I want to be seen, in which case, if I see you before you see me... look out! The universe will be mine!
[evil laugh]
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Grif : [the Red and Blue teams call a truce] So now we're forced to work together? How ironic.
Simmons : No, that's not ironic! Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other!
Donut : No, ironic would be, if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge : I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose : I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.
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Caboose : Uhh, Church? How come Tucker gets to nap during battles and I don't?