Red vs. Blue (TV Series)
K.I.T. B.F.F. (2004)
Geoff Ramsey: Pvt. Dexter Grif
Quotes
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[O'Malley infected Frank "Doc" Defresne. O'Malley is atop of the base laughing evilly]
O'Malley : Here I am, you fools!
Church : How'd he get up there so quick?
Donut : That guy's wicked fast!
Frank DuFresne : Thanks! I lettered in track in High School! It was the least direct competitive sport I could find!
Grif : Track sucks!
O'Malley : *You* suck! And now I make my escape with my metallic hostage, never to be seen again! Unless I want to be seen, in which case, if I see you before you see me... look out! The universe will be mine!
[evil laugh]
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[Frank is possessed by an evil AI which can't control Frank entirely]
Church : How'd he get up there so quick?
Donut : Man, that guy is wicked fast!
[Frank's voice]
Frank DuFresne : Thanks! I lettered in track in high school! It was the least directly competitive sport I could find!
Grif : Track sucks!
[O'Malley's evil voice]
Frank DuFresne : [shouts] You suck!
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Sarge : [Sarge introduces the special modifications he has made to the new robots] Check it out. Robot #2, codeword dirtbag.
Grif : [the robot beeps, then hits Grif] Ow! Hey!
Sarge : Heh heh heh. Pretty nifty, huh?
Simmons : That's awesome, sir! Let me try. Let me try. Codeword dirtbag!
Grif : Ow! OK fine. Two can play at this game. Codeword dirtbag!
[the robot beeps, then hits Grif]
Grif : Ah, son of a bitch.
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Grif : [the Red and Blue teams call a truce] So now we're forced to work together? How ironic.
Simmons : No, that's not ironic! Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other!
Donut : No, ironic would be, if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge : I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose : I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.
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Sarge : Simmons, Grif, we're out of luck. Get ready to open fire. Today is a good day to die.
Grif : Wait! I think today is actually a good day to RETREAT. Can't we push dying to a week from Friday?
Simmons : Yeah... let's all take dying as an open-action item, and come back with suggestions next meeting.
Sarge : No! It has to be today. For our ancestors. YEAARRRRHH!
[charges]
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[last lines]
[Church and Grif arrive on a cliff in Sidewinder]
Church : All right, now let's just find - where is everybody?
Grif : Whoa. Where are we? What is this place?
Lieutenant Max Gain : Freeze, drop your weapon!
Church : Uh oh.
Lieutenant Max Gain : I said, "Freeze," dirtbag!
Church's robot body : [two beeps] Eeep!
[SFX of Church involuntarily hitting Grif]
Grif : Ow! Aw, *come on*!