Jason Saldaña: Pvt. Lavernius Tucker

Quotes 

• Church : All right, get ready to launch Operation Circle of Confusion.

  Tucker : Uh, Church? It kinda looks more like a triangle from down here.

  Church : What?

  Tucker : I'm just saying, it doesn't look much like a circle. It looks more like we're forming a triangle. Just a side note.

  Church : OK, fine. Triangle of Confusion! Rhombus of Terror! Parabola of Mystery! Who cares? Get the goddamn show on the road!

• [Tucker has just overheard the Red Team leader talking to "Red Command", who is the same person as "Blue Command'] 

  Tucker : What the hell, Vic? How do you know the Red Team? What are you helping them against the Blues? What the fuck is going on here?

  Blue Command : Ohh. Private Tucker. You're on here too Um... See, I um... you guys are... uh, I gotta go, bad connection.

  [Command turns off their radio] 

• Church : Tucker! Tucker! Are you okay?

  Tucker : Church... the purple guy... he's...

  Church : Yeah, I know. It's O'Malley, he must have gotten the medic somehow...

  Tucker : No... he's an asshole...

• Tucker : I'm still picking up the reds' transmissions from when we broadcast that Lopez song. There's a lot of chatter.

  Church : Well, are you at least getting any useful information?

  Tucker : Nah, it's just the same two guys bickering like an old married couple. I've only been listening for like five minutes and I can already tell they're really in love. Why can't they see it?