Red vs. Blue (TV Series)
K.I.T. B.F.F. (2004)
Gustavo Sorola: Pvt. Dick Simmons 2.0
Quotes
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Sarge : [Sarge introduces the special modifications he has made to the new robots] Check it out. Robot #2, codeword dirtbag.
Grif : [the robot beeps, then hits Grif] Ow! Hey!
Sarge : Heh heh heh. Pretty nifty, huh?
Simmons : That's awesome, sir! Let me try. Let me try. Codeword dirtbag!
Grif : Ow! OK fine. Two can play at this game. Codeword dirtbag!
[the robot beeps, then hits Grif]
Grif : Ah, son of a bitch.
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Grif : [the Red and Blue teams call a truce] So now we're forced to work together? How ironic.
Simmons : No, that's not ironic! Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other!
Donut : No, ironic would be, if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge : I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose : I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.
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Sarge : Simmons, Grif, we're out of luck. Get ready to open fire. Today is a good day to die.
Grif : Wait! I think today is actually a good day to RETREAT. Can't we push dying to a week from Friday?
Simmons : Yeah... let's all take dying as an open-action item, and come back with suggestions next meeting.
Sarge : No! It has to be today. For our ancestors. YEAARRRRHH!
[charges]