Red vs. Blue (TV Series)
Best Laid Plans (2004)
Joel Heyman: Caboose
Quotes
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Sarge : Why don't we try to find O'Malley?
Caboose : I know where you can find O'Malley. He lived inside my helmet for a while. Maybe he left an address to send his mail. We were like roommates.
Sarge : Sounds like he took some of the furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect to get that deposit back, if you know what I mean.
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Sarge : [Caboose is standing on Sarge's shoulders, looking into the Blue Team's base] What do you see?
Caboose : I see... A room.
Sarge : And? What's in the room?
Caboose : There are some walls... And some ceilings. Wait! Just one ceiling.
Sarge : What's makin' all that racket?
Blue Team : Kill the Reds! Kill the Reds! Kill the Reds! Kill the Reds! Kill the Reds!
Caboose : You are not going to like it.
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Caboose : My toes... are getting pruney.
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Caboose : I know where you can find O'Malley. He lived inside my helmet for a while, maybe he left an address to send his mail. We were like roomates.
Sarge : Sounds like he took some of the furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect to get that deposit back, if you know what I mean.
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Caboose : Look! More sleeping people! It must be naptime! But who has naptime now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times.
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Sarge : Get over here! Give me a boost!
Caboose : Okay...
[walks up close to Sarge]
Caboose : You... are a good person. And people say... nice things about you.
Sarge : Not a morale boost, moron, a physical one. I need to see what's in that window.
Caboose : That window is very high. I don't think you are tall enough.
Sarge : I know. I need you to help me look through it.
Caboose : I don't think I am tall enough either. Also, my head is *round*, that window is *square*.
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Caboose : Sarge... I am scared of our new friends.