- Howard Stark: Well, guess that's the dad. The girl was right.
- Peggy Carter: Wouldn't I love to have that printed on a t-shirt.
- Thor: And I have a duty thing going on here, Mustache Man. To to see to it that the boy submits to Asgardian justice.
- King T'Chaka: Which entails what, exactly?
- Thor: Eternal flagellation, impalement, some light maiming. You know, standard stuff.
- King T'Chaka: This American libation is surprisingly delicious. What do you call it?
- Dr. Bill Foster: Uh, light beer.
- Thor: How exotic. Another!
- Peter Quill: Wow. Is it really you?
- Thor: If you're referring to your doom, then yes.
- Peter Quill: Bummer. I thought you were the dude from Van Halen.
- Thor: I'm... Van what?