Beautiful People (TV Series)
How I Got My Groom (2009)
Aidan McArdle: Andy Doonan
Quotes
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Andy Doonan : Oh my god! Simon swallowed the groom
Older Simon : [narrating] ... and that certainly wouldn't be the last time
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Andy Doonan : Look, she's pregnant. We can't exactly...
Aunty Hayley : - resew the hymen after the horse has bolted...
Kylie : [Retching] OH!
Aunty Hayley : ...or something.
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Enyata : Give us a kiss!
Andy Doonan : [Kissing Enyata] No! No!
Enyata : [Reba smacks her over the head with her handbag] What have you got in that handbag, a brick?
Reba : Have you got a problem with that?
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Andy Doonan : Oh my god! Simon's swallowed the groom!
Adult Simon : And that certainly wouldn't be the last time.
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Aunty Hayley : Rape! Rape! Andy... interfered with me!
Andy Doonan : Debbie! I thought it was you!
Aunty Hayley : He touched me where I haven't been touched since Greenham!
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Andy Doonan : Ashlene! Put that out!
Ashlene Doonan : Why?
Andy Doonan : Because I'm your dad and I say so.
Ashlene Doonan : Shut up!
Andy Doonan : What?
Ashlene Doonan : I'm 16, I'm a grown up.
Andy Doonan : You're a shite. You're my little girl.
Ashlene Doonan : Oh am I?
Andy Doonan : Yes. You're my baby.
Ashlene Doonan : If I'm a little girl...
Andy Doonan : Which you are.
Ashlene Doonan : ...then how comes I'm pregnant?
[Everyone gasps]
Aunty Hayley : Lucky cow.
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Aunty Hayley : Which one of you clever dicks moved my bed, eh?
[Hayley mistakenly climbs into bed with Andy, who thinks it's Debbie]
Andy Doonan : Geez, Debs, you've put on a bit of weight. Mm, could've had a little shave for your wedding night. That's one hell of a hairy growler...