- Leslie Knope: What did you mean when you said this was your only option?
- Andy Dwyer: Well, I'm completely broke, and my lawyer said it could be worth upwards of $100,000.
- Leslie Knope: I just can't believe that you're suing just for the money.
- Andy Dwyer: I want Ann back, and she said she really needs a guy with a lot of money.
- Leslie Knope: That doesn't sound like Ann.
- Andy Dwyer: Well, I can't really do her voice, but she said she likes Mark because he's a grown-up with a bank account. I put two and two together. $100,000, I could probably get a bank account.
- Ron Swanson: Are you high?
- Leslie Knope: I'm high on Kaboom. Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.
- Ron Swanson: That's right; you never did ask me for permission, did you? Well, I'm sorry to burst your ka-bubble, but I just had my ass ka-handed to me by the city manager, and now this entire department is ka-screwed.
- Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm so, so, so sorry!
- Ron Swanson: What the ka-f**k were you thinking?
- Leslie Knope: Well, we're here in Eagleton, it's two towns over, and we're all volunteering for Kaboom, a service organization that says it builds a playground in a day. I never trust anything that comes that quickly, that's why I don't eat minute rice.