Quotes
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Principal Figgins : These students have committed a felony. They are hereby expelled.
Shelby Corcoran : Look, I don't want anyone to get expelled. I'm not going to press charges as long as you pay for the damage. You can take it out of the glee club budget.
Will Schuester : That'll bankrupt the glee club. We don't have that kind of money.
Finn Hudson : We'll get jobs. Give us a month. We'll... we'll pay you back, Ms. Corcoran, I promise.
Shelby Corcoran : Fine.
Principal Figgins : Ms. Corcoran, you are as wise and maganimous as you are beautiful.
Will Schuester : [Shelby leaves] Thank you.
Sue Sylvester : Well, you just can't win, can you, William? You never have, and you never will.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah, I did it. And I'm proud. All I did was step up and be a man. They got what was coming to them.
Shelby Corcoran : A few of my students TPed your choir room. You slashed the tires on the Range Rovers of all twenty-six of my performers. Those were gifts for our win at sectionals. That's 200 times 26 times 4 equals... I don't have a calculator.
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Shelby Corcoran : Okay, a few of my kids may have toilet papered your choir room, but these two slashed the tires on all 26 of my students' Range Rovers. Those were gifts!
Will Schuester : Look, Puck and Finn made a mistake and - wait, you *gave* each one of your kids Range Rovers?
Shelby Corcoran : They were presents for making it to Nationals last year. We have a very generous booster club.
