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Rachel Berry : [after getting egged by Vocal Adrenaline] And now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mothers of the little baby chicks coming after me for revenge.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Oh, this is bull! Finn, Mike, Matt, come with me.
Finn Hudson : Right on. It's time for less talking and more punching.
Will Schuester : [entering as they leave] Hey, what's going on?
Finn Hudson : We're on our way to go all "Braveheart" on Vocal Adrenaline.
Will Schuester : No, guys, violence is never the answer.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Oh, it is when the question is "What's the best way to mess up that Jesse kid's face?".
Kurt Hummel : Mr. Schue, Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
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Principal Figgins : These students have committed a felony. They are hereby expelled.
Shelby Corcoran : Look, I don't want anyone to get expelled. I'm not going to press charges as long as you pay for the damage. You can take it out of the glee club budget.
Will Schuester : That'll bankrupt the glee club. We don't have that kind of money.
Finn Hudson : We'll get jobs. Give us a month. We'll... we'll pay you back, Ms. Corcoran, I promise.
Shelby Corcoran : Fine.
Principal Figgins : Ms. Corcoran, you are as wise and maganimous as you are beautiful.
Will Schuester : [Shelby leaves] Thank you.
Sue Sylvester : Well, you just can't win, can you, William? You never have, and you never will.
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Will Schuester : Look, I know from experience that making someone else suffer doesn't make your pain go away. You're all amazing, no matter what Vocal Adrenaline says or does. We just need to find a way to remind ourselves of that.
Finn Hudson : Well, we can't just let Vocal Adrenaline get away with turning Rachel into an omelet.
Will Schuester : We're not. Rachel, dial Jesse's number on your phone.
[she does so and hands the phone to him]
Santana Lopez : You haven't deleted his number yet?
Will Schuester : Jesse St. James? Will Schuester here. You and Vocal Adrenaline need to meet at our auditorium Friday, 3:00 sharp.
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Artie Abrams : It's a Carmel High tradition. They psych out the competition a few weeks before the big show. They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got, and we spiral into a deep, black funk.
Finn Hudson : Yeah. Yeah, we used to do the same thing to other football teams. You know, try and get inside their head before the big game, pull little pranks to intimidate them.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah, well, the difference was our football team sucked. Those guys are golden.
Kurt Hummel : Come on, keep your heads up, guys. It's going to take more than that to...
[stunned to see the choir room TPed]
Kurt Hummel : ...get us into a funk.
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Rachel Berry : [finding Vocal Adrenaline in their auditorium] Jesse? What are you doing up there with them?
Jesse St. James : I've transferred back to Carmel High, Rachel. I'm sorry that it's come to this, but you guys were awful to me. You never accepted me, you never listened to my clearly superior ideas.
Finn Hudson : Why are you here in our auditorium?
Jesse St. James : The blogs and chat rooms say that we're finished, and that you guys are ripe to topple us. We just wanted to show you a little something that we came up with a few days ago to see if you agree with that assessment.
[they perform a rendition of "Another One Bites the Dust"]
Giselle : Thanks for letting us borrow your auditorium, guys. It's quaint.
