- Justin Hammer: But I didn't get the BB gun that Christmas. Do you know why? 'Cause this is America, and if you want something, you gotta take it.
- Justin Hammer: Time for me to go and sit on Tony's throne. I'm not gonna flush, if you get my drift.
- Justin Hammer: Oh, the day you've been dreading has finally come. The day that you face off against Tony Stark's greatest adversary.
- Maria Hill: Greatest adversary? What are you, a wealth tax?
- Bruce Banner: Happy, can you tell Timmy here that a replica Cap shield is nothing but a patriotic Frisbee?
- Maria Hill: Are you calling the Avengers?
- Werner: As they say in German, no.
- Maria Hill: What the hell is this program? Siri for nihilists?