Mark of Love (2009)

Bryan Price: Mark

Quotes 

• Paul : So what happened?

  Mark : Ah, man, she just started to get too...

  Paul : Serious, right? I know. I only even ask in hope that it's gonna be something different, like she cheated on you or something.

  Mark : Then it'd be great. I'd be so excited for that to happen to me.

  Paul : It'd be a little better - entertaining, at least. So what happened?

• Mark : When you have a kid, like, did it... Was it the hormones had just started acting up in you and that's why you act like a father to everyone else or - how's that work?

  Paul : It just comes with the membership.

• Rachel : Never have I ever kissed you.

  Mark : I've never kissed myself either.

• [Mark sends Claire a message saying "I removed all the blue coloured ones"] 

  Claire : You spelled "colored" wrong.

  Mark : Uh, no, actually I think that's the, uh, proper English spelling.

  Claire : Oh, really?

  Mark : Mm-hm.

  Claire : I thought it was the dumb, fake spelling.

  Mark : Yeah, you know I tried spelling things without it, but, uh, no matter what, I always end up missing... U.