- Kevin Nealon: Been very busy... um, in fact, I don't, I don't even know what today is. I'm so busy. That's how busy I've been. According to my pill box, today is M.
- Conan O'Brien: M. It is, uh, October. October 5th, yeah.
- Kevin Nealon: It is October.
- Conan O'Brien: Do you like this time of year?
- Kevin Nealon: I do like this time of the year... it's, uh... a lot better than that time of the month.
- [audience laughter]
- Kevin Nealon: Y'know what I mean? Um, and it's, uh, it's just...
- Conan O'Brien: [to audience] Unbelievable.
- Kevin Nealon: [discussing getting food poisoning] I don't know what caused the food poisoning. I wish that the sound you made when you threw up told you what the food was. Y'know like, "Curry chicken!" Y'know what I mean? Or, "Seven-layer taco from Burrito bwaaa!" "Your mother's cooking!"
- Conan O'Brien: That sounds like a Jimmy Stewart impression.
- [imitating Jimmy Stewart]
- Conan O'Brien: "Uh, curry chicken! Curry chicken, Mr. Potter!"