Vacation (I) (2015)
Tim Heidecker: Utah Cop
Quotes
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Colorado Cop : These people are clearly in the state of Colorado. That's my jurisdiction.
Arizona Cop : Juris-dick in my ass, Kyle. Look at her left foot. Smack-dab in Arizona. You weed-legalizing, Mile-High piece of shit.
Utah Cop : Hey, there's no reason for that language.
Arizona Cop : Sorry, Officer Mormon. You don't like that? I have an idea. Why don't you plug up your ears with Mitt Romney's dick?
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Utah Cop : It makes me sick how you deviants show up and desecrate this holy place every night.