- Wendell: We got in this huge fight and... it's over.
- Dave: That sucks.
- Wendell: Yeah, she really let me have it, too.
- Dave: If it's any consolation, she was a giant asshole.
- Wendell: Yeah, I guess.
- Dave: What do you mean "Yeah, I guess"? You were dating Hitler, a Jewish Hitler, never thought I'd see that.
- Dave: See? That's the problem with loving a person. It keeps you from seeing how unlovable they are.