- Boober Fraggle: And if a Gorg should give you a bump on the head, well, just say you found a place to hang your hat. And if a Cackler should eat your socks, just put your gloves on your feet.
- Doc: [talking to his plant, Lucinda] When I was 13, I... I fell in love for the very first time. Her name was Henrietta Higglethorpe. Oh, no one could square a hypotenuse like Henrietta Higglethorpe.