The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
162 Candles (2009)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
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Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : What an unexpected surprise.
Lexi : Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school.
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Damon Salvatore : Stefan smiles. Alert the media!
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Damon Salvatore : Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi : Uh, have you met you? You're not a nice person.
Damon Salvatore : Because I'm a vampire.
Lexi : But you're only the bad parts.
Damon Salvatore : [teasing] Teach me to be good.
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Damon Salvatore : I have a diabolical master plan.
Lexi : What is it?
Damon Salvatore : Well if I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, now would it?
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Caroline Forbes : [encounters Damon in street] Look, dungeon boy, I'm done being your little slave girl. You seriously hurt me, and I will be damned if you think...
[hypnotic stare sways her instantly yet again]
Caroline Forbes : Oh, my God, where have you been?
[giggles]
Caroline Forbes : It's really good to see you.
Damon Salvatore : Much better.
[more hypnotic persuasion:]
Damon Salvatore : You wanna throw a party here at the Grill tonight.
Caroline Forbes : Why don't you do it?
Damon Salvatore : Because then Stefan and his BFF won't come. I need a lot of people. Big crowd. Invite everyone.
Caroline Forbes : And why am I having this party?
Damon Salvatore : [tapping her with his finger] Because you are gonna help me solve this town's little vampire problem. And I want my crystal back.
Caroline Forbes : Oh, but Bonnie has it.
Damon Salvatore : I know that. Get it from her.
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Caroline Forbes : Amazing party, right?
Damon Salvatore : Glad you thought of it.
[fakes a big smile]
Caroline Forbes : Are you having a good time?
Damon Salvatore : Do you have my crystal?
Caroline Forbes : No.
Damon Salvatore : Then I'm not having a good time.
[frowns]
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Damon Salvatore : Stefan smiles. *Alert the media.*
Elena Gilbert : You haven't given him a lot of reasons to be happy lately.
Damon Salvatore : Oh, you're right. Poor Stefan. Persecuted throughout eternity by his *depraved* brother. You think he *tires* of being so righteous?
Elena Gilbert : Gmph. It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
Damon Salvatore : Ouch! Consider this psychopath's feelings hurt.