- Nina: [to Father Ramone] I want you to tell God that for Everytime he causes me pain and suffering, I'll take one of his sons and daughters.
- Ares: I have some fresh meat for you in the trunk.
- Morgan The Morgue: Young or old?
- Ares: What's the difference?
- Morgan The Morgue: They *taste* different.
- Albert Pike: My brother is not gay, ok? He is not a poofta. He's just... uhm... heterosexually-challenged. You got that!
- Nina: It's the female dressing room.
- Vincent The Poison: I can read.
- Nina: Get out. I'm changing.
- Vincent The Poison: Take your time.
- Melissa Pike: [while tied to a chair] Daddy, they want the recipe of my cookies. They're not gonna get it. I'm taking it to my grave!
- Ares: [to Albert Pike] She's not all there, is she?
- Chunky Charlie Pike: [to the waitress] What is this is shit? It smells like shit, looks like shit, tastes like shit. Get your fuckin' manager over here!