- Thad Castle: Okay, I'm sure a lot of you are freaking out about the drug test, well take a chill pill; they don't test for those.
- Alex Moran: Wait, I'm not freaking out. I mean, it's just beer and weed for me, so uh, I just need a whole lot of water and tartar sauce.
- Thad Castle: Tartar sauce?
- Harmon Tedesco: No man, tartar sauce is for coke. Orange juice and cat shit; that's for weed.
- Donnie Schrab: Nah, cat shit's for meth. Tartar sauce is for opium.
- Thad Castle: Tartar sauce is for fish sticks!
- Harmon Tedesco: I did some uppers annnd then I did some downers. Annnnnnd then I chased the dragon. Not proud of that.
- Harmon Tedesco: I did some uppers and then I did some downers. Annnnnnd then I chased the dragon. Not proud of that.
- Craig Shilo: Harmon! Seriously? You couldn't wait three days?
- Harmon Tedesco: It's cleaner. It's just how I prefer to take it.
- Alex Moran: Does it do anything?
- Harmon Tedesco: I feel pretty light headed right now, yeah.