- Evan Chambers: Am I getting fired?
- Cappie: The opposite, actually. Let's think of this as... bringing another member into our team. Hm, she'll be working directly under me...
- The Beaver: [crickets are in the KT house] I hate crickets! Ever since Pinocchio. They're too bossy.
- Evan Chambers: When it comes down to choosing your friends or your brothers, you have to choose your brothers.
- Cappie: Yeah you've made your choice pretty clear.
- Evan Chambers: Wait, listen,listen, you have the perfect girl, guys who worship you. My house is all I have left.
- Evan Chambers: Well you're right about that.
- Cappie: Oh and if I were you I'd go out through the back gate.