Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)
You Gonna Do That the Rest of Your Life? (2010)
Andre Braugher: Owen Thoreau Jr.
Quotes
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Terry Elliott : Fellas, listen. Um, I'm having a housewarming party tonight.
Joe Tranelli : Housewarming? What?
Terry Elliott : Well, I-I-I moved into Alice's apartment.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Are you serious? She's been dead three days.
Terry Elliott : Yeah, no, I know. I know. I was at her funeral this morning. Very moving.
Joe Tranelli : So you're dressed for a funeral? Did you have a shovel with you?
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Terry Elliott : You've seen her apartment. It's pretty sweet, right? Needs a little fixing up. But, anyway, I'm at the funeral, and I'm talking to the landlord, and now, of course, they need a new building manager. So, you know, my schedule's somewhat flexible. I say "How 'bout me?".
Joe Tranelli : So that means you get the apartment for free.
Terry Elliott : All 1,500 square feet.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : But that's not even a job, really. You-you show the apartment every once in a while, you water people's plants when they go on vacation.
Terry Elliott : I don't think I have to water people's plants.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : You got to be shittin' me!
Joe Tranelli : Hey, the only thing is, it's a dead lady's apartment.
Terry Elliott : What do you think they do with dead people's apartments? "Hey, she's dead. Let's burn it"?
Joe Tranelli : I'm just saying, you don't think it's a little too soon?
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Joe Tranelli : Look, I'm just going on record saying this party's wrong. But in spite of that, I'm coming, and I'm bringing a chick. Dori, okay? Can't promise you I'm not gonna have sex in your kitchen. So deal with that.
Terry Elliott : That's great. You bring her. Annie will be there, too.
Joe Tranelli : [sarcastic] Oh, good. Maybe they'll kiss.
Terry Elliott : You coming?
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Yeah, if I can get a sitter. I just can't believe he's got people dropping dead for his convenience.
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Terry Elliott : Good things sometimes come my way. And I believe it is because...
Joe Tranelli : You're the devil.
Terry Elliott : No. No. Because I put out a positive vibe.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Okay, you can stop that shit right now.
Terry Elliott : What?
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Okay, it's bad enough that great stuff just happens to fall into your lap, but please don't try to chalk it up to some cosmic karma you got going.
Terry Elliott : All I'm saying is I just leave myself open to the positive something that you might want to try.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Oh, okay. You're right. This egg white scramble is terrific.
[he takes a bite]
Owen Thoreau Jr. : No, still sucks.
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Melissa : [in Terry's apartment] Wow. This is quite a place. His bathroom is even bigger than ours.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Of course it is.
Melissa : And where'd he get that nice antique armoire?
Owen Thoreau Jr. : It came with it. They threw it in with all the other shit that falls in his lap, because he's the "lucky shit" man.
Melissa : [seeing Terry and Annie] And that must be...
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Yep. Yep.
Melissa : She *is* pretty hot.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : "Lucky shit" man.