"How I Met Your Mother" The Rough Patch (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Neil Patrick Harris, Alan Thicke, Whit Hertford, Cobie Smulders, and April Bowlby in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris, Alan Thicke, Cobie Smulders, and April Bowlby in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris in How I Met Your Mother (2005)

Quotes 

  • Barney Stinson : Hello, Ted. If you're watching this tape - and I knew that you would - It means you have my porn collection, and that means either I am dead, or in a relationship. If I'm dead, I need you to take me to the Hamptons and recreate "Weekend at Bernie's". I want to dance. I want to have sex with a young woman. I want to go skiing. If, on the other hand, I'm in a relationship, then for the love of God... get me out of it!

  • Barney Stinson : Daddy's home.

  • Barney Stinson : You have a girlfriend? A girl, who's also your friend?

    [laughs] 

    Barney Stinson : Do not humanize the enemy!

    [Shakes hands with Ted's date] 

    Barney Stinson : I'm Barney Stinson, by the way. Nice to meet you.

  • Robin Scherbatsky : When are you going to get rid of your doll?

    Barney Stinson : It's not a doll, it's a Stormtrooper.

    Robin Scherbatsky : It has a diaper.

    Barney Stinson : It's not a diaper, it's protective gear.

    Robin Scherbatsky : Stormtrooper? More like Stormpooper.

    Barney Stinson : Stop that!

    Robin Scherbatsky : [Makes fart noise]  Oops! I think your Stormpooper needs to be changed.

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