Psych (TV Series)

Think Tank (2010)

James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer

Quotes 

• Walter Snowden : Mr. Spencer, if you don't mind, we're trying to figure out what we're supposed to do if bullets fly in this tight kitchen proximity here. So if you don't have anything on topic...

  Shawn Spencer : Under Siege! Seagal used a spatula to deflect bullets!

  Fred Collins Boyd : So you're saying we arm our people with spatulas?

  Shawn Spencer : No, I'm saying it's pretty cool and he's Above The Law again.

  Alan Zenuk : Well, I calculate the probability of that occurring to be 0 point 0 percent.

• Burton Guster : If it's any consolation, all of his ideas stank.

  Shawn Spencer : Stunk.

  Burton Guster : Stank.

  Shawn Spencer : Stink-ed-ed.

• Walter Snowden : And rounding out our team is Alan Zenuck, who graduated from MIT and is now a leading crime statistician, dealing with odds and probabilities.

  Shawn Spencer : I see, but didn't Winnie from The Wonder Years also do that? And wouldn't it have been way cooler to have her instead?

• Carlton Lassiter : This is big boy work, so what do you want?

  Shawn Spencer : Just a quick question, more of a trivia thing, kind of a what-if...

  Carlton Lassiter : Get to it!

  Shawn Spencer : Have you ever given any thought to how or when someone would try to assassinate Ashton Bonaventure? And don't just spout out everything Tom Cruise did in Valkyrie, 'cause I already know that.