- [Quagmire has brought Loretta's coffin to Cleveland in Stoolbend]
- Glenn Quagmire: Well, I'll run her over to the funeral home. Then I'm heading on up to Langley. Got a background gag in a bachelor party scene on "American Dad."
- Cleveland Brown: Oh, that... that's good. Paying work.
- Glenn Quagmire: Save it. Have fun on your spin-off, Joey.
- [Quagmire drives away]
- Cleveland Brown: I will! And this ain't no "Joey", you one-note fuck!
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [after Cleveland farts] Damn, Daddy. Remember when that cat crawled in the air-conditioning duct and died and we couldn't get it out for 16 months? That was like a Glade Plug-ln compared to this.
- Donna Tubbs: [after Cleveland gets emotional at Loretta's funeral] Do you still love her, Cleveland?
- Cleveland Brown: No. No, baby. I love you.
- [farts]
- Donna Tubbs: Having an emotional breakdown on your ex-wife's casket is a strange way to show it.
- Cleveland Brown: I'm sure I'll have the same reaction on your casket in front of my third wife.
- Tim the Bear: [after seeing Cleveland and Donna's performance] You see, Arianna? I told you you should have let me take a poop on the stage.
- Arianna: Tim, that can't be your answer to everything.
- Cleveland Brown: Smells like a Denny's in here, but without the old man stink.
- Rallo Tubbs: You got that covered.
- Cleveland Brown: No, I smell like a middle-aged man: Propecia, hot wings and night sweats from our adjustable-rate mortgage.