- Cleveland Brown: [while fighting with Lester] Take this, you honky cracker. This is for not letting us have more offensive racial slurs than "honky" and "cracker."
- Cleveland Brown: [to Lester] You don't know what the Confederate flag stands for, do you?
- Ernie Krinklesak: No.
- Cleveland Brown: Do you know what KKK stands for?
- Ernie Krinklesak: Kendra Krystal Krinklesac.
- Cleveland Brown: Huh, maybe they should have a White History Month.
- Rallo Tubbs: I'll just go ahead and be one of the other black presidents. Actually, I want to be the first black president. Who was it?
- Mrs. Lowenstein: Rallo, Barack Hussein Obama is the first black president.
- Rallo Tubbs: What? Washington wasn't black?
- Mrs. Lowenstein: No.
- Rallo Tubbs: Jefferson?
- Mrs. Lowenstein: No.
- Rallo Tubbs: If Rutherford B. Hayes wasn't a brother, I don't know what's up!
- Rallo Tubbs: [to Cleveland] Man, you're a fat sellout. What did I expect from you? You let your stepdaughter date a white boy, you let your son date a white boy...
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Ha-ha-ha. That's impossible. Me and Ernie are both boys. That doesn't make any sense.
- Rallo Tubbs: [to Kendra] I gotta say, Miss Krinklesac, I misjudged you. You may be a backwoods redneck cracker, but you're all right.
- Kendra Krinklesac: And Rallo, I take back what I said about Katrina.
- Mrs. Lowenstein: Oh, Rallo, I'm so sorry, but I already promised Hot Wheels he could play President Obama.
- Hot Wheels: I'm more Barack than you'll ever be and more Michelle than you'll ever get. Ooh-ooh! The audacity of Hot Wheels.
- Rallo Tubbs: [to Cleveland] You drink with white guys.
- Cleveland Brown: And a bear.
- Rallo Tubbs: A black bear?
- Cleveland Brown: His father was a black bear. His mother, a kangaroo.
- Kendra Krinklesac: [after she has fallen on top of Rallo] I can't move! My Rascal is my legs and my arms, and too often, my toilet.