- Owen Thiel: A man died this week. By all accounts, he was a... good man. Loved his mother. Worked hard. Shouldered his responsibilities. Man that any one of us would be proud to call a friend. I killed him with this microphone. I killed him by going on these airwaves and sharing my rage with you, spreading my rage. Now, you can say it wasn't my fault. It was coincidence. I thought about that. Thought about it a lot. Fact is - the fact is that if it weren't for me, he might still be alive. I'm so sorry for that. And I remembered something that I forgot over the last few years. That God is not just a god of anger and vengeance. My religious beliefs tell me that Christ did not die in vain. That He died to redeem us all. And I intend to show that this good, simple man also did not die in vain. That he redeemed one angry, shouting man. So these are the last word I will *ever* broadcast. I hope that they're the words you remember best. Peace on Earth.
- Angela Montenegro: [Angela laughs as she spots Bones pushing a half-naked Booth on a cart] Are we experimenting on Booth? Because if so, I'd like to help out.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Make fun of the naked guy. Knock yourself out.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Where's your chest hair?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm very evolved.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: His pubic extension is actually well within norms...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay. Enough.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I have to remove your pants.
- [Starts removing Booth's pants]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right. You know, I'm just going to start reciting some saints. Saint Joseph, Saint Peter, Saint Paul, Saint John...
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Cam enters. Long pause] Anyone for mistletoe?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I-I'm just recovering evidence.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Just evidence, that's all.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Interesting.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh wow! Who's this, your sister?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. Um, my second cousin.
- Margaret Whitesell: I'm Margaret.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There's no resemblance.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What do you mean? You're both beautiful.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'd much rather hear what you have to say, not Benjamin Franklin.
- Margaret Whitesell: Wow. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
- Daisy Wick: Colon, end bracket, colon, capital "D."
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [Sweets laughs] Semi-colon, end parenthesis, less-than sign, numeral 3.
- Daisy Wick: Colon, capital "P."
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, dear God, I'm going to yak!
- Owen Thiel: You're a flunky of a corrupt regime. It's my *duty* to resist you.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I should warn you, he-he's very hard to resist.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Thanks, Bones.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sure.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: My dad brought my second cousin and... I really didn't like her.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That makes sense.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, because she's family. I mean, 90% of the time, family just gets under your skin. That's the difference between family and friends.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Your analysis of the emulsion bomb included detergent.
- Angela Montenegro: You didn't actually get permission to recreate the bomb, did you?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh my God!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I needed to do this so that Angela could recreate the explosion.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [to Angela] You told him that?
- Angela Montenegro: Don't let him turn this around on me.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I do not want an explosive device in my lab!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Relax. I did not hook up the initiator.
- [Jack connects some wires on the device]
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: NO!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: It is perfectly safe.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right, because you know what? Your little pirate radio frequency set off the bomb. Right before the robber was about to get arrested.
- Owen Thiel: Must have been a coincidence.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Just a coincidence. You should keep saying that to yourself over and over again so you can *believe* it!
- Owen Thiel: Freedom of speech. I have the right to be heard.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Legally, yeah. Maybe you should think about saying something worth hearing.
- Owen Thiel: Look, it - it wasn't my fault!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You spew that poison out in the airways. This happened, you know it!
- [to a nearby FBI Agent]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Agent, show him out!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: It is my job to prove to you every day that you are loved in this world and if that makes you angry...
- Michelle Welton: It makes me furious!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, then, that's the price I pay. But you will know beyond a doubt that I can't just let you go flying off and not having it absolutely ruin *my* Christmas. Because right now, the way things are, there's - there's no Christmas without you!