Succession (TV Series)

Chiantishire (2021)

Sarah Snook: Shiv Roy

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• Lady Caroline Collingwood : Truth is, I should probably never have had children. You made the right decision. Some people just aren't made to be mothers. I should've had dogs.

  Shiv Roy : Well, you could have had dogs.

  Lady Caroline Collingwood : No. Not with your father. He never saw anything he loved that he didn't want to kick it just to see if it would still come back.

• Lady Caroline Collingwood : I might cry.

  Shiv Roy : Oh yeah? Where's the onion.

  Lady Caroline Collingwood : You were quite a piece of work. You were my onion. You are my onion.

  Shiv Roy : Yeah, well, you're my fucking onion.

• Shiv Roy : [seeing her mother coming toward her]  Oh, no. Scary Poppins is on maneuvers.

• Shiv Roy : [to Roman]  You haven't got a date? Did no one on Raya wanna come to Italy and sit on your Ricotta dick?

• Tom Wambsgans : Congratulations, Greg.

  Shiv Roy : Yeah. Punching above your weight?

  Greg Hirsch : Oh, Comfry? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like her... I like her... I do wonder... is there depth there? Like, is there substance?

  Tom Wambsgans : Depth? Oh my God! The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic? Does Comfry not sate your lust for wisdom, Greg? It's such a shame Sontag's not still alive, you could take her to the drive-thru.

  Greg Hirsch : Maybe, I wonder, when she gets to know the quote-unquote "real me," will she stick around?

  Shiv Roy : Well, I guess either way, if it doesn't work out, she's a great date ladder.

• Shiv Roy : Okay, well, what happens in Sex Vegas...

• Roman Roy : I can't quite fire you yet Shiv because I'm still a little bit scared of you, but my thinking is, when I take over, I'm going to put you in the office next to mine, and you're gonna be my sexy secretary.

  Shiv Roy : What the fuck is wrong with you?

  Roman Roy : I dunno. We're working on it. Ongoing process...