"Parks and Recreation" Christmas Scandal (TV Episode 2009) Poster

Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope

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  • Leslie Knope : How do I fight back? Give me some options.

    April Ludgate : Do you... want me to seduce Perd Hapley?

    Leslie Knope : How would that help?

    April Ludgate : I don't know. I just want to see if I can do it.

    Leslie Knope : I appreciate that but I don't know if it's something worth losing your virginity over.

  • April Ludgate : Hey, uh, there was a message for you on the work voicemail. Councilman Dexhart wants to meet with you at 9PM at the Boardwalk Lounge.

    Leslie Knope : Shut up.

    April Ludgate : No.

  • Leslie Knope : So let's talk sched, guys. Um, the kids are gonna come at 9AM on Saturday, and everyone's gonna do Santa for two hours, so I would just advise everyone before you get into your costume to go to the bathroom so we can avoid what happened last year.

    Jerry Gergich : It was just farts.

  • Leslie Knope : All I did was write and perform in one amazing skit!

    Ann Perkins : Leslie, it's the Pawnee Sun. It's a tabloid. Nobody else has written about it.

    Tom Haverford : Yeah, nobody believes that garbage. Nobody believes that thing.

    Donna Meagle : [Outside the room; walks forward and puts the tabloid on the window facing Leslie]  Leslie! WHAT? Nice work, girl!

  • Bill Dexhart : Bill Dexhart: I can prove it. She has a mole on her right buttock.

    Leslie Knope : What? That is a total lie. You've never seen my butt. What are you talking about? He has never seen my butt.

    [chuckles] 

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