...with the potential to maybe---maybe---be a background video in a Residents movie. Maybe. Lo-fi all the way and pretty much unsalvageable even by naked hooters and the occasional gout of fake blood, this baby can't even stand up to experimental film school standards of quality. Sorry, guys, but the ability to string a bunch of shots together doesn't make a worthwhile movie, even when you're being silly for silly's sake. I'm giving it a deuce for the effort, but really, "Ironhorse" is a oner all the way, fit only for the junkheap. I may well have seen worse, but would have to think a while to figure out what that might have been. Avoid at all costs.
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