- Serena van der Woodsen: I'm not having an affair with Tripp. And since you're gonna find out anyway, he's leaving his wife, and it's not for me.
- Blair Waldorf: And what are you exactly? A blonde eighteen-year-old coincidence? Call me in six months when he meets his next coincidence. That is, if he even leaves his wife, which I highly doubt.
- Chuck Bass: [to Serena and Tripp] Hmm. A little Thanksgiving proclamation. You two wanna play grab-ass in my elevator again, Serena will be staying in an airport Marriott. Happy holidays!
- Serena van der Woodsen: [in elevator] Why does this have to be so hard?
- Trip van der Bilt: We're almost to your floor. Do you want me to come in?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Yes, which is why you can't. But then again, these elevators can take forever.
- [presses emergency stop button, and grabs Tripp]
- Eric van der Woodsen: [to Jenny] You told Kira she would have to watch her back. Well, now you have to watch yours.
- Blair Waldorf: Chuck told me what happened. You did the right thing.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Then why do I feel so bad?
- Blair Waldorf: Doing the right thing takes courage and strength. At least, that's what I've heard.
- Maureen van der Bilt: Are Tripp and Serena having an affair? Nate, please, I don't wanna hurt anyone. I just want him back.