- Dale: [talking on the phone] Well, we don't carry hockey skates but, heck, I know a place up north where you can find them. It's called Canada.
- [hangs up the phone]
- Dr. John Sturgis: [Holding a price sticker gun] I had to work here a month before they let me use this thing, and yet, I could go buy a real gun on my lunch break. Ha! Texas, huh?