The Thick of It (TV Series)

Episode #3.5 (2009)

Sara Pascoe: Janice

Quotes 

• Malcolm Tucker : That's your fucking career over, right? Okay, you're fucking dead. And those three little words, "Tim in Ruislip", are the fucking nails in your coffin, dear.

  [IMITATES HAMMERING] 

  Malcolm Tucker : Tim. In. Ruislip. Tim in fucking Ruislip. And as for Tim in fucking...

  Janice : Yeah, okay, can you stop fucking saying that, please?

  Malcolm Tucker : ...fucking Ruislip, he's fucking dead as well! That fucking texting coward. Give me his number. What's his fucking number? Give me the fucking number of Tim in Ruislip. If you don't give me his fucking number, do you know what I'm gonna have to do? I'm gonna have to fucking go to fucking Ruislip and fucking snap the thumb and forefinger off of every single person I see who I think resembles the kind of wanker that would be walking around in this day and fucking age with a name like fucking Tim! How do you think that sounds, huh?

• Janice : And it all goes out live, so absolutely no swearing.

  Nicola Murray : No swearing? Now we can all thank our fucky stars for that.

• Janice : I can't believe my ears! Did we just break a story that wasn't that the Ipswich manager's got sacked?