The Jeff Dunham Show (TV Series)

Achmed Tries to Become a U.S. Citizen (2009)

Jeff Dunham: Self, Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Bubba J, Peanut, José Jalapeño on a Stick, Sweet Daddy Dee

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• Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Greetings, infidel swine!

  Jeff Dunham : Achmed!

  Achmed the Dead Terrorist : What?

  Jeff Dunham : What are you doing?

  Achmed the Dead Terrorist : What do you mean, what am I doing? I am exercising what you folks call freedom of speech.

  Jeff Dunham : You don't have freedom of speech where you're from?

  Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, no, not exactly. We have freedom of speech, but the government has freedom of cutting out our tongues.

  Jeff Dunham : So that's why you're trying to become a U.S. citizen?

  Achmed the Dead Terrorist : No, it is part of my master plan, to destroy America from the inside! But you did not hear it from me.