- Nathan Young: We're a bunch of young offenders. Not one of us knows how to steal a car? This is pathetic.
- [the gang gets instructions to sort children's clothes]
- Ben: Okay, if you got any questions, just ask.
- Nathan Young: [raising his hand] If a bear and a shark had a fight... who would win?
- Simon Bellamy: What's he doing?
- Curtis Donovan: He's trying to smash the bottle with his mind. I think he's going to shit himself.
- Nathan Young: Someone left the keys in the ignition, but there's no point naming names at this stage; it's done now... So the probation worker's driving around with the stiffs in the boot of her car. Just thought you'd want to know.
- Nathan Young: You alright?
- Kelly Bailey: What?
- Nathan Young: You're usually a whole lot gobbier than this.
- Kelly Bailey: No, I'm not.
- Nathan Young: Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.
- Curtis Donovan: Go on then. Turn invisible.
- Simon Bellamy: I can't do it when everyone's watching me.
- Nathan Young: So I guess it's like pissing at a urinal if you've got a tiny cock.
- Nathan Young: Get the bodies!
- [throws a brick at Sally's windshield]
- Sally: What the hell are you doing?
- Nathan Young: It's just pure, mindless vandalism!
- Sally: What is the matter with you? Are you mentally deficient?
- Nathan Young: If I were mentally deficient, I would have missed. Check that out. Bullseye!
- Simon Bellamy: Do you want to come for a drink?
- Nathan Young: Are you asking me out on a date?
- Simon Bellamy: No... I meant all of us.
- Nathan Young: Did you? I am not your whore.
- Curtis Donovan: You think 'cause you're beautiful, you can treat people any way you want?
- Alisha Daniels: Yeah, that's pretty much how it works. Haven't you figured that out yet?
- Curtis Donovan: You're so messed up. And you don't even know it.
- Simon Bellamy: We should all go out for drink, you know, to celebrate. It's like an ironic "fuck you" to the probation worker. We're all out having a good time - you're buried under the foundations of an environmental monitoring station.