Shining Time Station (TV Series)

Mapping It Out (1989)

Ringo Starr: Mr. Conductor

Quotes 

• Mr. Conductor : You could tell them that the next time they want to go exploring without permission, they might try doing it with their imaginations.

  Harry Cupper : Save themselves some train-fare, too.

• Harry Cupper : [he appears]  Ah, Mr. Conductor. You might even know this old map. It covers the whole Indian Valley Railroad. Problem is, it's about fifty years out of date.

  Mr. Conductor : Fifty-six, actually. I remember when it was new.

• Mr. Conductor : [to the rabbit]  You'll find everyone here absolutely delightful.

  Schemer : [offscreen]  Greetings, everyone.

  Mr. Conductor : Well, *almost* everyone.

• Mr. Conductor : Sometimes people get confused, and they don't know what direction they're supposed to go in. I'm sure they wouldn't have left if they'd known it would make you worry.

  Stacy Jones : Oh, you're sweet, Mr. Conductor.

  Mr. Conductor : I'm not sweet. I just want to be useful.

• Mr. Conductor : [hearing Schemer's voice]  Uh-oh. Guess who's coming: You-know-who. Guess who's leaving: me; adieu.

  [disappears]