- Mr. Conductor: You could tell them that the next time they want to go exploring without permission, they might try doing it with their imaginations.
- Harry Cupper: Save themselves some train-fare, too.
- Harry Cupper: [he appears] Ah, Mr. Conductor. You might even know this old map. It covers the whole Indian Valley Railroad. Problem is, it's about fifty years out of date.
- Mr. Conductor: Fifty-six, actually. I remember when it was new.
- Mr. Conductor: [to the rabbit] You'll find everyone here absolutely delightful.
- Schemer: [offscreen] Greetings, everyone.
- Mr. Conductor: Well, *almost* everyone.
- Schemer: It's a business-expense of course, and, uh, everybody pays their own way; when we get back here, you both reimburse me.
- Mr. Conductor: Sometimes people get confused, and they don't know what direction they're supposed to go in. I'm sure they wouldn't have left if they'd known it would make you worry.
- Stacy Jones: Oh, you're sweet, Mr. Conductor.
- Mr. Conductor: I'm not sweet. I just want to be useful.
- Mr. Conductor: [hearing Schemer's voice] Uh-oh. Guess who's coming: You-know-who. Guess who's leaving: me; adieu.
- [disappears]
- Stacy Jones: Pepé... hi.
- Pepe: Hi; I brought him back. He was lost.
- Schemer: Uh, no, I wasn't lost; I just, uh... I momentarily forgot my way.
- Stacy Jones: Forget anything else?
- [indicates the kids]
- Schemer: Well, uh, I knew that they were smart enough to find their way back home again.
- Harry Cupper: [sticks his head out the workshop-door] They're certainly smarter than some people *I* know!
- [last lines]
- Schemer: I'm tellin' ya - this place is haunted.
- Stacy Jones: [into his ear] OHHH!
- Schemer: AH!