Shining Time Station (TV Series)
The Magic Is Believing (1991)
George Carlin: Mr. Conductor
Quotes
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[first lines]
Mr. Conductor : Hi! Look what I found. I once did more than 500 paddles in a row. Then the band broke and the ball came off. It turned up later, though, disguised as a meatball in my aunt Lily's spaghetti.
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Mr. Conductor : [teaching how to paddle] It's all in the wrists... or is it the neck? Could be the arms... Sticking out your tongue helps.
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Mr. Conductor : You don't believe in magic?
Becky : I just said I didn't - Wait - How did you do that?
Kara : Do what?
Becky : Just say I don't believe in magic in a different voice. Without moving your lips.
Mr. Conductor : She didn't say it. *I* did. Are you positive you don't believe in magic?
Becky : [looking around] Who said that?
Mr. Conductor : I did. And I can tell you one or two things about magic that are quite real.
Becky : Cut it out, you two; you're scaring me.
Dan Jones : We aren't doing anything.
Mr. Conductor : [standing up as he sees him in the paddleball- box] Nothing to be scared of, Becky. Are you sure you don't believe in magic?
Becky : It's a little man!
Dan Jones : It's Mr. Conductor.
Becky : [starting to reach for him] Wait a second - neat; how does a doll like that run, on batteries?
Mr. Conductor : Stop it! I don't come with batteries!
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Becky : Are you a magician?
Mr. Conductor : [seriously] No. I am who I am. And who I am is who I'll be, see?
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Mr. Conductor : So you new-timers just remember: don't sell us old-timers short. We still have a lot of tricks up our sleeves.
[plucks a floating card from his sleeve]
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Mr. Conductor : If you believe in somebody, believe in them all the way.