- [last lines]
- Stacy Jones, Harry Cupper, Tanya, Matt: Good night, Schemer!
- Schemer: [long pause before he pops over the information desk] Good night.
- [everyone jumps, yells, and laughs]
- Schemer: It's the real man with his head on backwards! It's the real man with his head on backwards!
- Stacy Jones: Was that Schemer?
- Harry Cupper: I do believe it was.
- Stacy Jones: Were his clothes on backwards?
- Harry Cupper: I do believe they were.