- Stacy Jones: [after getting off the phone] Well, you'd better leave my bags right there.
- Dan Jones: You mean you're going without your suitcases?
- Kara: Yeah, how are you gonna brush your teeth?
- Mr. Conductor: I'd hate to have been to a party I missed, especially since I was just invited to another party.
- Becky: You mean you're going to play leapfrog with real frogs?
- Mr. Conductor: Yes. And I'm sure we'll have a leaping good time.
- Mr. Conductor: Of course, you have to be an expert to work the balloon. And I, I may not be an EXPERRRT!
- [the hot-air balloon crashes into the ceiling and he falls onto the information desk]
- Kara: [the three run over] Mr. Conductor, are you all right?
- Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Just a little winded. I've heard of being taken for a ride, but that's ridiculous.
- Becky: Have you ever gotten carried away?
- Mr. Conductor: Of course. Just now, playing leapfrog. I leaped too far and landed in the mud. The frogs had to carry me away.
- Mr. Conductor: I know! You could use your magic and *make* me more money.
- Becky: You don't really want me to do that, do you?
- Mr. Conductor: Wanna bet?
- Becky: No...
- Kara: Billy, Becky let someone steal our money for Stacy's present, and it's all her fault!
- Billy Twofeathers: Hold on a minute, if the money was stolen, then it's not Becky's fault; it's just something bad that happened. It's not like she went out and spent it, is it?
- Kara: I... I guess not. I - I'm sorry, Becky. It's not like you spent it.
- Billy Twofeathers: Oh, I can help out. I'll lend you three some money; how much did you lose?
- Becky: Well, I, um... oh, boy. I can't do this. I have to tell the truth. I spent the money.
- Kara: I told you she spent it!
- Becky: [explaining why she stuck up for Schemer by saying he didn't force her to spend] I guess I could've said no, but I just got carried away.
- Schemer: She could've said no but she got carried away.
- Billy Twofeathers: Did you know the fudge was for Stacy's party?
- Schemer: Stacy's party, Stacy's party. Who cares about Stacy's party? Some stupid party I wasn't even invited to.
- Billy Twofeathers: Oh, you do care and you *are* invited.
- Schemer: I am?
- Becky, Kara, Dan Jones: [disappointed and disgusted] He *is*?
- Billy Twofeathers: Course he is.
- [holds out Schemer's sale-sign to give back to him]
- Billy Twofeathers: But it wouldn't be much of a party without fruitcakes.
- [last lines]
- Mr. Conductor: [appears] I hope we're not late for the party.
- Becky: Just in time, Mr. Conductor. I want to thank you for your help. Would you like some fruitcake?
- Mr. Conductor: We'd love some fruitcake.
- Becky: "We"? Who's "we"?
- Mr. Conductor: [gesturing then turning around puzzled to see he's alone] Well, my - guests and... me. Where *are* they? They were just here...
- [everyone else at the table laughs at a frog that climbs from the cider up Schemer's arm]