Shining Time Station (TV Series)

Washout (1991)

George Carlin: Mr. Conductor

Quotes 

• Mr. Conductor : [offering a flashlight]  Batteries included.

• Mr. Conductor : I'm gonna look around for some candles.

  Stacy Jones : OK, Mr. Conductor, but if you go outside, don't forget your umbrella.

  Mr. Conductor : Oh, I don't like umbrellas, Stacy. I get lost walking around inside of them.

  Stacy Jones : I bet you'd like them if you had the right size.

  [chuckling, takes out a miniature-umbrella] 

  Stacy Jones : I got this in a glass of lemonade along with a cherry and a slice of orange. I saved this umbrella for you.

  Mr. Conductor : [taking it]  That's very thoughtful of you. But next time, save the fruit for me, too.

• Dan Jones : Do you have storms on the Island of Sodor?

  Mr. Conductor : As a matter of fact, Percy got caught in an awful storm once.

  Becky : I don't think I wanna hear this right now.

  Mr. Conductor : Oh, that's too bad, because the storm passed.

  Becky : It did?

  Mr. Conductor : And it ends happily, as you'd have found out. But I'll save it for some other time.