- Gwen Tennyson: [as Ben's approaching a glowing cube] Careful, Ben.
- Kevin Levin: Two words that contradict each other.
- Gwen Tennyson: You mean it's an oxymoron.
- Kevin Levin: SOME kind of moron.
- Gwen Tennyson: Nice shot, Kevin.
- Kevin Levin: Thanks. Guess they don't make annoying imitator robots like they used to.
- Ben Tennyson: Okay. Good. So long as nothing sets him off.
- [They spot a spaceship]
- Kevin Levin: You mean like a spaceship landing?
- Ben Tennyson: I've seen that ship before.
- Gwen Tennyson: It'll come to you.
- Octogon Vreedle: [to Rhomboid Vreedle] Didn't you notice that there are two Ben Tennysons here, one of which is of obviously inferrior workmanship and quality?
- Kevin Levin: [to Ben] I think he means you.
- Ben Tennyson: Thanks.
- Swampfire: Hey! No fair! Vreedles can't shoot fireballs!
- Kevin Levin: This time, when I pound you, you're stayin' pounded.
- Octogon Vreedle: The robot may have took the wrong lesson from our completely reasonable actions.
- Gwen Tennyson: W-what do you mean "took the wrong lesson?"
- Octogon Vreedle: He learned that he really LIKES destroyin' things.
- Ben Tennyson: [after Mr. Smoothy's been destroyed] Oh, man!
- Kevin Levin: They are totally gonna stop letting us hang out here.
- Amalgamation Robot: This isn't good.
- Ben Tennyson: I really do say that a lot, don't I?
- Kevin Levin: Yeah. Getting old.
- Cursmfy Herm: Oh. You should really be more careful. This toy is clearly marked "Not for children under three million years old."
- Kevin Levin: I would never let a kid of mine play with something like that.
- Ben Tennyson: [Imitating the robot] Run away!
- [Gwen and Kevin gasp and turn around]
- Ben Tennyson: Gotcha!
- Ben Tennyson: [holding back on giving Kevin a smoothie] Not so fast. Where's my money?
- Kevin Levin: [taking a smoothie anyway] You're buyin'.
- Ben Tennyson: Because...?
- Kevin Levin: Because we got beat by the Vreedle brother.
- Gwen Tennyson: He's got a point. The Vreedles aren't very smart.
- Ben Tennyson: What's that make US?