Quotes
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Cheryl Tunt : Pick one. Either A, I tell Lana what happened on that scratchy green office rug or 2, you get inside me.
Cyril Figgis : Or C, maybe I just jam this mop into the engine and kill all of us.
Cheryl Tunt : I don't think that's how blimps work.
Cyril Figgis : Darn! Right, we just sort of float around. Stupid naturally safe helium.
Cheryl Tunt : But I am liking the jamming imagery. And the killing!
Cyril Figgis : And are you just gonna sit there?
Pam Poovey : Yeah, until she tags me in!
Cyril Figgis : What?
Pam Poovey : I'm kidding. My back's all messed up.
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[last lines]
Agent Lana Kane : OK, then, what did you want to talk about?
Cyril Figgis : Um, well, uh, a lot of stuff really.
[There is a loud explosion]
Cyril Figgis : Starting with the fact that we just bombed Ireland.
Agent Lana Kane : Um, pretty sure that's Wales.
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Cyril Figgis : Why the hell are you two still here?
Cheryl Tunt : Because I knew you'd be here because you don't trust Lana with Mr. Archer.
Cyril Figgis : No! No, now that is...
Cheryl Tunt : ...so ironic, Cyril, especially in light of recent rug-burny events.
Cyril Figgis : No!
Pam Poovey : Oh, my god, you two BANGED?
Cyril Figgis : I, uh, see, here's the thing... uh fruit basket!
[Dumps basket on floor]
Pam Poovey : Wow. You are just a dog in a manger.
Cheryl Tunt : I don't know what that means, Pam. I didn't grow up on a cheese farm.
Pam Poovey : Oh for the... It's called a dairy.
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Sterling Archer : Look how tiny this room is.
Malory Archer : Oh, my God, it's like a broom closet.
Sterling Archer : And yet, a surprising amount of storage.
Malory Archer : Oh, shut up. And Cyril, very eager to know why you're still here.
Agent Lana Kane : He was just...
Cyril Figgis : ...helping Lana get settled.
Sterling Archer : Trust me, Cyril, she already settled.