Mommy Got Boobs 7
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- 2009
- 3h 27m
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Some good moments in run-of-the-mill MILF compilation
This seventh volume of the old Brazzers series has some okay segments, but overall emerges as porn filler. Those Quebecois pornographers operating out of Chatsworth didn't try hard enough this time.
Gem among the chaff is the opening vignette that plays like a full- length project instead of the quickie burlesque skits of the other 5 segments. A clan is gathered watching the wedding video of star Johnny Sins and a plain Jane actress as his bride, she and other extras uncredited per Brazzers' policy regarding NonSex talent. Charles Dera plays Sins' best buddy who manned the camera at the nuptials, and he includes off-color material and sex that causes most of the viewers to storm off angrily.
We get to see the XXX content on the tape, in which crypto-incest is consummated by drunken Holly Halston with her brand-new son-in-law Sins. It's a strong sex scene, heightened by Halston's magnificent breasts and propensity for anal-sex. Sins begins in a tuxedo, which looks mighty strange on the Mr. Clean-lookalike bald porn veteran, and overall this is a memorable short story film.
Among the other five actresses who are spotlighted as MILFs, I was struck by Karrlie Dawn, a top-heavy performer whose enthusiasm in both the acting moments and sexual prowess were quite good. Per IMDb, she amassed minimal credits, and not good ones at that, during a brief Adult Entertainment career -as usual, it is difficult if not impossible to guess why some actresses are swallowed up by the insatiable industry maw requiring new faces all the time, while others (Sasha Grey my own #1 question mark) become superstars for no apparent reason.
Dawn stars in a comedy segment that is actually quite effective beyond the sex. Answering the doorbell heard while taking a shower, she accidentally locks herself out of the house, getting kindly passerby Keiran Lee to help with her slapstick predicament.
He breaks in to get her back to normal and then easily seduces her. Dawn is a find, and the scene even features a satisfying coda and ending rather than just the money shot that finishes 98% of Brazzers vignettes.
Elsewhere we get mundane sex, as in Devon Lee servicing an incredibly old Danny Mountain (to play a newspaper delivery boy); buxom Sophia Lomeli servicing Charles Dera (returning after his earlier NonSex character role) in a very dumb skit where she's angry at her no-good son (a NonSex actor who is undoubtedly older than actress Sophia) and humps his buddy; Abby Rode as breast in show having satisfying incest with tattooed step-son Joey Brass (a quality actor who should have gotten overrated Tommy Pistol's early roles and critical push); and as a bonus, a slim and not yet uber-titted Eva Karera giving Sins a second roll in the hay.
Gem among the chaff is the opening vignette that plays like a full- length project instead of the quickie burlesque skits of the other 5 segments. A clan is gathered watching the wedding video of star Johnny Sins and a plain Jane actress as his bride, she and other extras uncredited per Brazzers' policy regarding NonSex talent. Charles Dera plays Sins' best buddy who manned the camera at the nuptials, and he includes off-color material and sex that causes most of the viewers to storm off angrily.
We get to see the XXX content on the tape, in which crypto-incest is consummated by drunken Holly Halston with her brand-new son-in-law Sins. It's a strong sex scene, heightened by Halston's magnificent breasts and propensity for anal-sex. Sins begins in a tuxedo, which looks mighty strange on the Mr. Clean-lookalike bald porn veteran, and overall this is a memorable short story film.
Among the other five actresses who are spotlighted as MILFs, I was struck by Karrlie Dawn, a top-heavy performer whose enthusiasm in both the acting moments and sexual prowess were quite good. Per IMDb, she amassed minimal credits, and not good ones at that, during a brief Adult Entertainment career -as usual, it is difficult if not impossible to guess why some actresses are swallowed up by the insatiable industry maw requiring new faces all the time, while others (Sasha Grey my own #1 question mark) become superstars for no apparent reason.
Dawn stars in a comedy segment that is actually quite effective beyond the sex. Answering the doorbell heard while taking a shower, she accidentally locks herself out of the house, getting kindly passerby Keiran Lee to help with her slapstick predicament.
He breaks in to get her back to normal and then easily seduces her. Dawn is a find, and the scene even features a satisfying coda and ending rather than just the money shot that finishes 98% of Brazzers vignettes.
Elsewhere we get mundane sex, as in Devon Lee servicing an incredibly old Danny Mountain (to play a newspaper delivery boy); buxom Sophia Lomeli servicing Charles Dera (returning after his earlier NonSex character role) in a very dumb skit where she's angry at her no-good son (a NonSex actor who is undoubtedly older than actress Sophia) and humps his buddy; Abby Rode as breast in show having satisfying incest with tattooed step-son Joey Brass (a quality actor who should have gotten overrated Tommy Pistol's early roles and critical push); and as a bonus, a slim and not yet uber-titted Eva Karera giving Sins a second roll in the hay.
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