Shining Time Station (TV Series)
All's Fair (1991)
George Carlin: Mr. Conductor
Quotes
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Becky : But the fair doesn't start for another hour.
Mr. Conductor : Which I why I went early. I'd get trampled and stampled in all those crowds. Besides winning all these prizes, I had an entire baked bean, three whole French-fries, and a bite and a half of apple pie.
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[last lines]
Billy Twofeathers : Oh, peace and quiet at last.
Mr. Conductor : [appears on his bicycle and honks its horn after riding between his legs] Do you like my new horn, Billy? It's louder than the one I used to have. Well, so long until the next surprise.
[disappears]
Billy Twofeathers : It won't be long if I know this place.