- David (Guest Host): [Repeated line] Barrowman!
- Phil (Team Captain): [Looking at the Odd] That is actually what I look like when I have Linguine!
- Bernard: That's what I look like when I have a cold!
- David (Guest Host): Kylie's favorite bra sold for £6,000 on eBay
- Bernard: Do you want to see 'em?
- Jamie: I have no idea what's going on!
- Phil (Team Captain): [Noel has remarked on the Dalek's bad footwear] Are you saying we have an orthorpedic Dalek?
- David (Guest Host): [Next lines round] Knock, Knock!
- Phil (Team Captain): Who's there?
- David (Guest Host): Doctor!
- Phil (Team Captain): Doctor Who?
- David (Guest Host): Correct!
- [Start of the show; The camera zooms in on the empty host's chair when coloured smoke appears, and David jumps up from under the desk]
- David (Guest Host): [Looking towards someone off set] They'll put the materialisation effect in afterwards, yeah?