The Simpsons (TV Series)

Thursdays with Abie (2010)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, W.C. Fields, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Grampa Simpson : Look at that, they re-created the thirties. Tent cities, failing banks.

  Marshall Goldman : Nope, those are real.

• Mr. Burns : ...And that's how you win an opium war.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, great stuff. And the life lesson is?

  Mr. Burns : The Yangtze River swallows all secrets.

  Homer Simpson : Hmm. I'm just gonna put ''Haste makes waste''.

  Mr. Burns : Yes, although, these days, I can make neither haste nor waste.